It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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