Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
