the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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