i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they're like a gay fantastic four
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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