FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Help. Why am I so naked?
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