I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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