I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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