He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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