Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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