i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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