just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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