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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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