His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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