As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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