I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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