I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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