Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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