You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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