That's when you crack a 10am beer
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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