He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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