but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Two words: blizzard sex
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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