walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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