I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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