I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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