I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
All I want is dick and wine.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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