New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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