U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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