We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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