Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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