She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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