check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
