my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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