Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
wat bout pragnant strippers??
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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