You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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