do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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