Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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