But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
