Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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