I can text with my tongue
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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