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i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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