I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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