They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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