Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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