Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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