They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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