He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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