Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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