we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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