Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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