Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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