she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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