Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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