Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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