Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She tied me up with her honor cords...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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