I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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