it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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