Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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