...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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my liver is dry heaving
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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